GERONIMO TOE

WHAT UP SWINGERS? All quiet on the western toe? Not for long! Summer's right around the corner and not a moment too soon. Got your shows lined up? Got your ticket$$$? Front row ho? Come find me and my goody-two-cougs down front and pick up your complimentary acid-washed group toe.

4-WAY DIABLO

Phil, If you're reading this (and I know you are) you're so out of gas. Chudrock! May 16th, Starland Ballroom, Slayerville, NJ MONSTER MAGNET

FINGER LICKIN GOOD

What? You think it's lame? If SAMMY is lacking any talent, he makes up for it with a party and a side of poundcake! Yeah! SAMMY'S cookin' up that old-time recipe! He says his new band 'sounds just like LED ZEPPELIN'  Haha. Gotta kick that gong tonight! CHICKENFOOT, May 26th Middle East, Cambridge, MA CHICKENFOOT

JANE'S ADDICTION (PERRY FARRELL, DAVE NAVARRO, ERIC AVERY, STEPHEN PERKINS) is together again for the first time since 1991, touring with NINE INCH NAILS. Lookout! There's your big, bad, dirty rock show right there. June 3, Comcast Center, Mansfield, MA JANE'S ADDICTION

HOW DO I LOVE THEE? LET ME COUNT THE TOES! 

AEROSMITH & ZZ TOP!!!  June 16th! June 26th! July 25th! September 12th! Boston! New York! Viva Las Vegas! I heart New Jersey! You think you can stop me?? Dream on Grampa.  AEROFORCEONE

DON'T GIMME NO LIP, I GOT ENUF OF MY OWN!

WHERE'S MY HEAD BABY

SHUT THE FRONT DOOR! BAD COMPANY together again for a ten-show tour? Obviously I'm so there. Where? Jones Beach, June 28th. What does PAUL RODGERS sound like these days? Are you kidding me? Take your old BAD CO. records out for a spin.That's exactly what he sounds like. Now bow down to The Voice of Rock n Roll.  PAUL RODGERS

THAT'S WHY THEY CALL ME!





                        EVERY ROSE HAS IT'S PORN


What's the biggest, hairiest, rowdiest rock-party of the summer? POISON shows are more fun than the Fourth of July! Doubt it? Don't knock it til you Rikki Rocket! POISON, DEF LEPPARD, CHEAP TRICK June 30th, Comcast Center, Mansfield, MA  POISON

BRETSKI! C.C! BOBBY!

BILLY FREAKIN SQUIER! YOU'RE MY SITUATION! Saturday, July 11th. Atlantic City, NJ. Atlantic City? Yeah? So? Don't say you love me! Just say...blink! BILLY SQUIER

What about August? Keep your thong on..I'm working on it.